F.A.R.T. Acrobat physical theatre
- Fire Station Arts Centre
- Saturday 7:30pm
If you witness anything unusual you should report it immediately to the Federal Arts Response Team. Federal Arts Response Team operatives are trained to identify and neutralise marginal artistic practices.
F. A. R. T. -protecting you from unorthodox cultural values.
F. A. R. T. -minimising conceptual discharge.
F. A. R. T. -authorised art is safe art.
F. A. R. T. -old art is excellent art.
The Federal Arts Response Team
If it’s worth doing, it’s been done!